Here are some things I've heard around the house, lately:
Hatchick: Mom, can you make Bookgirl do something at nap besides read? She said she wasn't going to read until nap, but I let her read for twenty minutes instead of playing with me.
Bookgirl: Our yard is very environmentally friendly. Everything's dead!
Kitten: Why don't you write a family-friendly post on your blog, Mom? Your readers haven't seen that side of you lately...
Sure thing, Kitten! :)