There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to email@example.com.This is an unprecedented attack on free speech, an unwarranted interference by the government into the private business of private citizens, a totally uncalled-for intimidation tactic by the federal government, and too many more things to mention; I refer you to Jimmy Akin's post on the matter, though there have been other excellent discussions as well.
But what really disappoints me here is that the federal government is going to go through all the trouble of getting Americans to spy on each other and report to the government, yet they have not bothered to come up with a cool sinister acronym for the program. C'mon, now, Obama White House! You know you can't get very far with nefarious plans that lack this essential ingredient!
I suggest the following name for the government call for snitches about health care program: the Washington Effort for Americans to Snitch via Electronic Letters, or WEASEL. Citizens who chose to join project WEASEL could wear a hat or shirt embroidered with the acronym, proudly announcing to their fellow citizens that they are WEASELs and will share any suspicious health-care email or conversation they hear from or receive from you with the federal government. Every WEASEL in America will lurk tirelessly on websites like FreeRepublic and other known right-wing hotbeds in the hopes of catching someone spreading disinformation; then, with true WEASEL instincts, they'll copy, paste, and FWD:FWD:FWD: to the federal government as well as their three thousand closest friends at various liberal websites, or in their political groups on Facebook or Twitter.
WEASELs will also watch Fox News for fifteen minutes or until their eyes glaze, whichever comes first, and will listen for little-know conservative commentators who might slip a "psst! This Health Care plan is rotten!" past the censors' listening ears. Oh, sure, there aren't actually any censors yet, but just wait until the Fairness Doctrine gets passed, and shuts down all that "disinformation" that's caused whenever anybody questions the goodness and beneficence of the federal government and its works and pomps! The WEASELs can't wait!
In short, if the government is going to encourage people to act like WEASELs, we may as well make it official. Who knows--the t-shirts may be worth something someday on Ebay, so long as Ebay is still legal.