Considering the Republican presidential candidate field, I can only say one thing: never were so many so uninspired by so few.
Exhibit A: Herman Cain and Rick Santorum in a slap fight over abortion.
Exhibit B: Romney, who seems still to remain a heartbeat away from the candidacy, defending himself from controversy about...his religion. Though he doesn't actually like to talk about it.
Exhibit C: Romney and Perry display mature, rational, united conservatism by...palpably not liking each other.
Has there ever been such an uninspiring Republican field? Oh, wait; yes.