If the new pope chooses "Francis" as his name, you're going to wonder which Francis he is honoring.
If you wonder which Francis he is honoring, you will check the Internet.
If you check the Internet, you will find that the new pope intended his name to be in honor of St. Francis of Assisi.
If the new pope's name honors St. Francis of Assisi, you will start to think about St. Francis of Assisi.
If you start to think about St. Francis of Assisi, you will be struck by his humility and by his radical poverty.
If you are struck by St. Francis' radical poverty, you will look around at your cluttered house and think, "We have way too much stuff."
If you think "We have way too much stuff," you will start cleaning out drawers and closets on a Friday afternoon.
If you start cleaning out drawers and closets on a Friday afternoon, pretty soon it will be Friday evening, and you won't have had time to blog.
If you haven't had time to blog, you will think about why...
...and a post like this one will result.
See you next week!